Since I've been little, I have expanded the truth on most questionaires: I would tell my teachers that my mom was an exotic dancer and my dad was a dolphin trainer.
I really couldn't care less what the responses are (truth is variable and subjective anyways...right?), but I would like to perhaps, entertain (or confuse) the ladies that may read my spotlight (if and when I actually happens).
If you have any suggestions for any or all of the questions below, please, humor me.
Names and ages of children:
Where did you grow up:
Where else have you lived/traveled:
What is your occupation:
What are your hobbies/What do you do with your free time:
Is there anything unique about you that the women in our church might not know?
Favorite Scripture:
Anything else:
11 comments:
I am the same as you, I love to screw with these simply questions. I am game to help you put something together, I am just a few stairs away. Are you going for semi-truthful answers or totally off the charts answers?
Ohhhh, this is fun. Let me think about this and I'll get back to ya!
Kat......don't do it! I was in R.S. and they past out a questioner and I thought it would be cute to write silly answers. I laughed about it until they published it in a R.S. directory. I found that most people here in Utah County don't have the same sense of humor as we do.
P.S. I'm still dancing!
Full Name: Kira Marie Osmond Shelton
Names and ages of children: Paul
Where did you grow up: locked in my parents basement
Where else have you lived/traveled: I would never dream of leaving Zion!
What is your occupation: Think of me as Pam but with sexier clothes
What are your hobbies/What do you do with your free time: posting inappropriate videos on Youtube
Is there anything unique about you that the women in our church might not know? I've already told the Bishop everything that anyone ever needs to know.
Anything else they need to know about you: You have a hat fetish
I love Katrine's wit! I read this yesterday and I am still laughing!
Okay. After Katrine's responses, everything I tried just sounded like I was trying too hard. Sorry.
Happy Late Birthday Kira! I hope you had a great Birthday! I was thinking about you ! Thanks for the Christmas card! My boys Love the rambo tattoo's! You guys are so funny. I cant wait till we can meet your hubby! Love you, kelly & Fam
And now I am in dire need of a new post from Kira!
I second what Jason says
DRAB. I refuse to fill one of these out at church. And sorry, but when they spotlight a new person each week, I don't feel like I know them one single bit. It's so forgettable.
Katrine!!! You are hilarious. Be my friend.
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